"Hello Paul's wife. This is Paul's (and your) doctor. I just got the information from your Gastroenterologist about the massive tumor you have in your abdomen. I guess it wasn't all in your head after all. Take care. How is Paul doing by the way?"
Of course, I would never get that call since it admits I am not merely crazy.
In the call I did get, Paul's doctor (and mine) said that it looks like I am under good care. Nothing for him to do. At least he called . . .